Welllllllllllll it’s a grand ole team to play for,
It’s a grand ole team to see,
And if … you know … your history,
It’s enough to make your heart’s go whoa-o-o-o,
We don’t care what the other teams say,
What the hell do we care?
Coz you always know,
That there’s gonna be a show,
And the Middle Parkers will be there.
Was it one-ah? NO!
Was it two-ah? NO!
Was it three-ah? YES!
Was it easy? YES!!!
MPFC Club Song (as perfomed by the thirds)
