Round 7

White Star Dandenong v Middle Park

The parkers could not have had a better start, everything was going to plan till they scored after 40 seconds and it was worth the wait. There midfielder aka “thor” hit an unstoppable drive from 25yards and Brian “safe hands” Donlevy had no chance of getting it. (I told you I would make you look good). A few minutes later Micky (the sperminator) Furness  turned there captain but he forget to till his knee that and his day was over. After  that we started to play are own game, a great ball out to the left wing for Nate who was in loads of space and only needed one to touch and BANG into the far corner of the net.

The parkers were in and out of the game for the 1st half and there back line wasn’t up to scratch with Nigel being the most noticeable. The parkers second goal came from the gifted foot of Lee Stevenson, one step over that was fit for dancing with the stars and he tricked the keeper into thinking he was going to cross but R Lee had other ideas. “Fluent English” Mullen should have made it 3-1 but his header that just went wide from a corner. Half time 2-1 to the parkers.

The second 45 was not for the faint hearted, it was scary stuff. White Star came at the parkers like fat kids charging at a sweet shop (sorry fat kids don’t run). In the space of 20 minutes “the brown star” were 3-2 up. Brian could do nothing with any of them and pulled of a great save to keep MP in it. With 20 to go Strati (Rafa) put on Wayne for Gavin, and a few minutes later George came on for Big Kev to give Myles a hand up front and extra fire power. Nothing was going right for the parkers and the home fans were in full voice willing the team on. BUT WAIT!! All was not lost, Mullen got the go ahead from Rafa with 8 minutes to go and it was a 3 man forward line. Lofty wiped in a fantastic ball from the wing and it fell to the feet of young McKenna who couldn’t get his shot of, the ball came to Nate who saw Baggio Mullen on the edge of the box and with one kick with his gifted right foot the ball hit the crossbar like the titanic hitting an ice berg and of the line into the roof of the net. You could hear Andy Gray yelling you Beauty from the commentary box while insulting female officials. Job done and back to defend. White Star players heads went down like a few woman on Grey Street.

We hit them like Chris Brown hitting Rihanna after that, Nate poked home the 4th after the ball somehow made its way to the back post. His 3rd and MP 5th was a well taken bit of individual skill, Nate was like Eddie the Eagle coming in from the right and went past the defender as if he wasn’t there, he pulled pack his left foot back and let it rip! Into the bottom corner. I think Luke and Andy K where trying to get a chant of “your not singing anymore” going to the home fans but it did not catch on with the rest of the parkers die hards. Everyone went into the changing room happy as Larry (who’s this Larry lad who’s always happy?) hoping the smell that Ally delivered before the game was gone.

Full time 3-5 to the parkers.

Scorers: Steveo, Nanny and Nate X3

Team:

Brian “Gomes” Donlevy,
Gavin (don’t know your surname)
Ally “smelly ring” Cook
Neil “Buckfast Baggio” Mullen
Micky  “downs 3 Brok in 20minutes and goes home and beats the wife” Loftus
Nate “Maxi Rodriguez” Meade
Matt “My boots need broken into” Donlevy
Micky “the babymaker” Furness
Kevin “big tits” Hogan
Chris “im not drinking in May” Stevenson
Myles “Micky Quinn” (don’t know your surname)
Subs:
Bestie
George “celtic warrior” McKenna
Wayne “on time” Helena

 

THIS HAS BEEN A BUCKFAST PRODUCTION!!